Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog, Paperback

Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog Paperback


A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!


  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 256 pages, Illustrations
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Publishers UK
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  • Category: Humour & jokes (Children's/YA)
  • ISBN: 9781849411912



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