Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog Paperback
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 256 pages, Illustrations
- Publisher: Random House Children's Publishers UK
- Publication Date: 07/03/2013
- Category: Humour & jokes (Children's/YA)
- ISBN: 9781849411912