Please note: In order to keep Hive up to date and provide users with the best features, we are no longer able to fully support Internet Explorer. The site is still available to you, however some sections of the site may appear broken. We would encourage you to move to a more modern browser like Firefox, Edge or Chrome in order to experience the site fully.

Supporting your high street Find out how »
The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book, Paperback / softback Book

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book Paperback / softback

Paperback / softback

Less than 10 available - usually despatched within 24 hours

Description

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book.

Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will.

What's not to like:The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room.

I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'.

He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

Information

Other Formats

£9.99

Less than 10 available - usually despatched within 24 hours
Add to Basket
Sign in to add to wishlist
 
Free Home Delivery

on all orders

 
Pick up orders

from local bookshops

Information