The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries : My Life Tailing Paris Hilton Paperback / softback
by D. Resin
Paperback / softback
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Wherever Paris Hilton goes - and she goes to a lot of places - her dog Tinkerbell goes too, whether it's to the hottest nightclub in New York, shopping on Rodeo Drive or hitting her local Wal-Mart in Arkansas Taking pen in paw, Tinkerbell has kept a diary and is now ready to let the world know what Paris Hilton is really like - and it's not a pretty picture!Skewering the trust fund party scene in general and Paris Hilton in particular, Tink's acerbic wit and sarcastic take on things is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud. A sample: Say, want to know how the morning went? Well I'll tell you: I just spent 20 minutes (that's an hour and a half in dog minutes) watching Lady Einstein here try to stuff a $100 dollar bill into a vending machine. 'I never have anything smaller than a hundred,' she actually yelled at it before calling it a 'complete retread'. I think she meant 'retard,' but who the Christ knows. She's in the other room sulking and drinking from the tap. I spent the rest of the morning trying to lick a power socket.
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- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:96 pages
- Publisher:Little, Brown & Company
- Publication Date:01/01/2001
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- ISBN:9780446694308
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Item not Available
- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:96 pages
- Publisher:Little, Brown & Company
- Publication Date:01/01/2001
- Category:
- ISBN:9780446694308
