British comedy farce starring David Niven. After spending most of his career developing what he hopes will become a universal language, linguist Alex Bolt (Niven) is rewarded with a Nobel prize. When his sculptress Italian wife Rhonda (Virna Lisa) is asked to design a statue to commemorate her husband's achievements, she, in a fit of pique due to his neglect over the years, endows the statue with a distinctly larger than life penis. Now, convinced that his wife has been unfaithful, Bolt sets out to track down the culprit.