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Effin' Birds 2024 Wall Calendar Calendar



Each monthly spread of this sweary wall calendar showcases vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by fed-up fowls.

Whether you're a devout bird lover or simply a connoisseur of profane snark-this calendar has endless laughs to offer.

So hang it on your effin' wall already! Features include:Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based inkPlanning spread for September-December 2023Spans January-December 2024Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and remindersOfficial major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeFeatures vintage bird artwork and profane captions


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