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Effin' Birds 2024 Weekly Desk Pad Calendar Calendar



This 12-month weekly desk pad is chock-full of feathered friends with bold and brazen truth bombs to drop!

Each weekly spread features vintage bird art paired with sweary sayings that will ruffle feathers and make a splash.

Keep track of appointments and meetings in generously-sized weekly grid space.

Record the long list of shit you need to get done in the aptly named “Shit To Do” section.

Stay on top of your schedule using the month-at-a-glance calendarial conveniently provided on each weekly spread.

But most importantly, let these effin’ birds bring you joy and make you laugh each and every day of 2024—all while expanding your swear-word vocabulary! Features include:Weekly desk pad can also be used as a computer mouse pad9" x 7.25" page sizePrinted on FSC certified paper with soy-based inkColor tear-off weekly pagesSpans January–December 2024Generous space for recording tasks, appointments, reminders, meal planning, and habits trackingMonth-at-a-glance on each weekly pageOfficial major world holidays and observancesSweary commentary and vintage bird artwork changes weekly


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