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Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition, EPUB eBook

Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition EPUB

Part of the For Kids Only series


Please note: eBooks can only be purchased with a UK issued credit card and all our eBooks (ePub and PDF) are DRM protected.


Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same top-secret mix of fun and illustrations.

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and its FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that its just the kids, well let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. Its also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (Whats that? Its the practice of eating worms.) But theres more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. Youll be briefed in . . .

* How to make your own secret code
* Where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from
* Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings
* The original alchemist and the search for the Philosophers Stone
* The Captain Underpants story
* A secret recipe for edible glass
* Sneakers of the future
And a whole bunch more!