One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats Have About Humans Paperback
by Celia Haddon
Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans.Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano.They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity.Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 96 pages, line drawings
- Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton General Division
- Publication Date: 18/09/2003
- Category: Humour
- ISBN: 9780340861707
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Review by picolina
A very funny book with lots of humour in what cats must think about us, like why we do useless activities like going to school and shopping when we could do what they do- energy consumption (eating), energy consevatioin (sleeping), more energy consumption (you don't wanna starve) and more energy conservation (sleeping.)