Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny).
This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages?
Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need!Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets!
But be WARNED - this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING).
You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework.
Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 240 pages
- Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
- Publication Date: 14/06/2018
- Category: Animal stories
- ISBN: 9781408889947