The World's Funniest Football Jokes Paperback / softback
by Jim Chumley
What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the `good' players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, `Yes, but we've got all the refs.'Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really.
This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
- Format: Paperback / softback
- Pages: 128 pages
- Publisher: Summersdale Publishers
- Publication Date: 12/10/2017
- Category: Jokes & riddles
- ISBN: 9781786852090
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