The World's Funniest Football Jokes, Paperback / softback Book

The World's Funniest Football Jokes Paperback / softback


What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?

He sent on his subs. God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the `good' players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, `Yes, but we've got all the refs.'Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really.

This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.


  • Format: Paperback / softback
  • Pages: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Summersdale Publishers
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  • Category: Jokes & riddles
  • ISBN: 9781786852090

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