Tossary of Terms by Modern Toss is the first in an illustrated dictionary series.
Produced by cartoonists Jon Link & Mick Bunnage, this book features new words such as: Scumcestor, Prioritit, Newmonia, Cock-bonnet, Screen-margarine and Attenborough's Trench.
The fast changing modern scene chucks up stuff faster than we can nail it down and label it.
The ear grease on a smart phone screen, wearing a hat that makes you look like even more of a tit, the DNA rich stew in the bogs hand dryer trough, paying extra money to sit in a plane before the rest of the passengers.
This invaluable tool for navigating the 21st century shitscape is printed on paper, rendering it impervious to cyber attack.