Welcome to my Laboratory of Fear! I'm Professor Igor. Yes, THAT Igor. Hehe. Each weird and unsettling specimen in my lab holds a story of science gone terribly, terribly wrong.
Lucky for you, I have them locked up safe and sound, away from prying eyes . . . but maybe just this once I'll let you have a peak. Don't be shy -- come downstairs to the world's most unusual science lab! And pay no attention to those teenagers working hard on that ancient equipment.
Yes, those are chains on their feet -- but they're quite happy to be here!