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The Eejits : The Twits in Scots, EPUB eBook

The Eejits : The Twits in Scots EPUB

Illustrated by Quentin Blake

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Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT
HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT
AND NOO AT THE
GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY,
HE WIS A
BIGGER
EEJIT THAN EVER.

In The Twits, Roald Dahl's story about the world's most revolting couple, Mr Twit was horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Twit was just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejit's hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory. Read Matthew Fitt's much loved translation of this children's classic to find out what sleekit terrible things the Eejits do to each other.

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