Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit, Undefined Book

Description

Kit includes:* 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)* 5 Human Fund donation gift cards* 2 magnetsButton 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son.

I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man.

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born.

A Festivus for the rest of us!Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole.

It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers.

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.

Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!

Information

  • Format: Undefined
  • Pages: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Running Press
  • Publication Date:
  • Category: Humour
  • ISBN: 9780762462360

£7.99

 
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