I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan Paperback
Journalist, presenter, broadcaster, husband, father, vigorous all-rounder: Alan Partridge.
Star of action blockbuster Alpha Papa; a man with a fascinating past and an amazing future.
Gregarious and popular, yet Alan's never happier than when relaxing in his own five-bedroom, south-built house with three acres of land and access to a private stream.
But who is this mysterious enigma? Alan Gordon Partridge is the best - and best-loved - radio presenter in the region.
Born into a changing world of rationing, Teddy Boys, apes in space and the launch of ITV, Alan's broadcasting career began as chief DJ of Radio Smile at St.
Luke's Hospital in Norwich. After replacing Peter Flint as the presenter of Scout About, he entered the top 8 of BBC sports presenters.
But Alan's big break came with his primetime BBC chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You.
Sadly, the show battled against poor scheduling, having been put up against News at Ten, then in its heyday.
Due to declining ratings, a single catastrophic hitch (the killing of a guest on air) and the dumbing down of network TV, Alan's show was cancelled. Not to be dissuaded, he embraced this opportunity to wind up his production company, leave London and fulfil a lifelong ambition to return to his roots in local radio.
Now single, Alan is an intensely private man but he opens up, for the second time, in this candid, entertaining, often deeply emotional - and of course compelling - memoir, written entirely in his own words. (Alan quickly dispelled the idea of using a ghost writer.
With a grade B English Language O-Level, he knew he was up to the task.) He speaks touchingly about his tragic Toblerone addiction, and the painful moment when unsold copies of his first autobiography, Bouncing Back, were pulped like 'word porridge'.
He reveals all about his relationship with his ex-Ukrainian girlfriend, Sonja, with whom he had sex at least twice a day, and the truth about the thick people who make key decisions at the BBC.
A literary tour de force, I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan charts the incredible journey of one of our greatest broadcasters.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 336 pages, col. Illustrations, ports. (chiefly col.)
- Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
- Publication Date: 26/04/2012
- Category: TV tie-in humour
- ISBN: 9780007449187
Showing 1 - 4 of 4 reviews.
Review by cathymoore
Fictional local radio DJ and failed TV chat show host Alan Partridge presents his memoirs. Brilliantly and hilariously tracing his life from a difficult childhood "I was often left at home alone for up to a quarter of an hour" through to the challenges of working for the BBC where he unintentionally shot dead a guest on his chat show. Fans of Steve Coogan will find this an absolute classic. Those who have not seen Alan Partridge on the TV won't really get it.
Review by Elliots89
This book was absolutely brilliant, hilarious from start to finish and a must have for any Partridge fan. I think I found it particularly funny as it was set in and around Norwich where I live, with one particular bit set in my village. Documenting Alan's life, from his childhood to television it really contains some laugh out loud moments.
Review by Widsith
When I joined the BBC in the heady days of the early 2000s, Alan Partridge was still a legendary figure – pacing the corridors of Television Centre in immaculate flannel slacks, and spoken of in the same breath as the other master-interviewers of the modern era: Parkinson, Ross, Christian, Madeley. In many ways, he even influenced the great American talk-programme hosts like Letterman or Leno. Not in a literal sense, obviously, but perhaps in some other sense.I only met the great man once, when I was just a cub reporter, wet behind the ears, and he was gracious enough to try and pass on some of his knowledge. ‘Let me give you a bit of advice,’ he said. ‘If your heart's set on going in there, for goodness sake avoid the second stall on the left – it quite literally looks like a war zone in there. It wasn't me; I only came in for some basic urination. I take care of everything else back home, thanks to a first-class Hinch VX50 chemical toilet, which genuinely would have made light work of that lot. Apart from that time I had some bad ham, it's handled everything I can throw at it so far. I certainly wouldn't expect work facilities to be up to the job. I mean I'm not a monster. I'm Alan Partridge.’ And then he was gone, like some apparition in a double-breasted blazer.Over the years his star has waned a little. He left the BBC under something of a cloud (note – I'm not talking about personal hygiene, those rumours were put to bed a long time ago), but now, finally, Alan has a chance to give his own side of the story and set the ruddy record straight. It's all here, from the highs of hospital radio (‘In my time at the hospital, I was broadcasting live during the deaths of some 800 patients. It's a record that stands to this day’) to the lows of Toblerone addiction, which saw him gain an alarming amount of weight (‘Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit’). It's also rewarding for the fans to find out previously unknown details, such as the fact that his deal to return to radio was signed in the Symphony Café, Norwich (‘now, at long last, a Nando's’), or to gain a greater appreciation for Alan's love of the Highway Code (‘people forget that it doesn't just save lives, it's also a damn good read’). Those of us who love him will be hoping he'll be back in our living-rooms soon. (Not in person – that would be time-consuming and borderline inappropriate – but through the medium of televisual broadcasting.) Until then, we'll keep tuning in to hear his ‘award-worthy’ mid-morning broadcasts covering the whole length and breadth of the North Norfolk area.Essential reading for anyone who wants to discover the Alan behind the Alan, this handsome volume is taking its place on my shelf nestled proudly between Nelson Mandela's <i>A Long Walk to Freedom</i> and Saint Augustine's <i>Confessions</i>. It really is classic autobiography.
Review by aadyer
Great fun, great comedy, & great chat from one of the greatest comedy alter egos here is. Some might not find the at times, crass, humour, that amusing but there are more than enough, laugh out loud moments to make up for any faux pas. Very funny, insightful & for those that care, at times, slightly moving. Bravo! Don't stop now Alan.....