Top Tips for Life EPUB
by David Harris
EPUB
Description
Life doesn t come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings, this book presents the wealth of knowledge gleaned from the dusty vaults of twitter s hugely popular @TwopTwips.
From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way.
Tips include:
BORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint.
SPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread.
STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster.
PREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen.
AVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.
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Download - Immediately Available
- Format:EPUB
- Pages:144 pages
- Publisher:Ebury Publishing
- Publication Date:23/10/2014
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- ISBN:9781473503205
Information
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Download - Immediately Available
- Format:EPUB
- Pages:144 pages
- Publisher:Ebury Publishing
- Publication Date:23/10/2014
- Category:
- ISBN:9781473503205