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A Girl's Guide to Vampires, eAudiobook MP3 eaudioBook

A Girl's Guide to Vampires eAudiobook MP3

Narrated by Karen White

Part of the Dark Ones Series series

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Joy Randalls Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires wont be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldnt be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? Hes your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not accidentally acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Dont offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, dont offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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