The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress Paperback / softback
by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Paperback / softback
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So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked - everything completely focked, roysh, and we're talking big time. And it's all Fionn's fault, basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, you're firing blanks.
Like an unloaded Uzi - seriously impressive, hard as fock and totally ready for action, but the safety's, like, on, you know.
Well that was a pile of stinking turds for storters. And of course it's muggins here who ends up with the kid - life is SO focking unfair.
On top of all that, roysh, the goys stort to, like, totally lose it - JP has gone all Jesus on my orse, Oisinn is basically trying to fock over Interpol and Christian is talking about weddings and, I don't know, love and stuff.
I mean, I am seriously beginning to feel like I am the only good-looking, loaded, sane goy in the whole of, like, Dublin.
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- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:320 pages
- Publisher:Penguin Books Ltd
- Publication Date:01/06/2006
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- ISBN:9781844880843
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Out of stock
- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:320 pages
- Publisher:Penguin Books Ltd
- Publication Date:01/06/2006
- Category:
- ISBN:9781844880843