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Time Travel + Brain Stealing = Murderous Appliances and Good Times, Paperback / softback Book

Time Travel + Brain Stealing = Murderous Appliances and Good Times Paperback / softback

Paperback / softback

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Joe Brown thought he was living an ordinary teenage life, in an ordinary town, wearing some very ordinary secondhand underwear... until something terribly unoriginal happened that would change his life and underpants forever.

Following the death of his parents, who died in a cliché and completely unimportant way, young Joe is about to find out that living in a town conveniently named Doomsville, does have its draw backs.

For reasons unknown, Joe now must face the demonic creations of a stereotypically bad villain known only as ‘The Master’, who has a penchant for pickled brains and poor puns.

Dumpsters of Doom, Toasters of Terror and the occasional Cheese Sandwich of Carnage all set out to hunt poor Joe and retrieve his brain to fulfil The Master’s destiny.

With the help of his best friend, a disturbingly gross Godmother and some random stalker he just met, Joe Brown is about to learn that what's between his gunk ridden ears could be the key to saving the world and time itself.

Come and embark on an epic mind-bending, time-travelling quest full of confusing sub-plots, poorly constructed characters, science fiction that only a Flat Earther would believe, and every inappropriate joke you’ve ever thought of but couldn't say out loud at your Grandmother’s funeral.
Don't say I didn't warn you...

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