From 'The hideousness of the art world', 'Being thick is no obstacle to being a successful artist' and 'Painting is a blind man's obsession'; to 'Socialising for party duds', 'Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye-opener' and 'If it can't be explained by science, try a seance'.
- Format: Hardback
- Pages: 314 pages, 1 Illustrations, unspecified
- Publisher: Booth-Clibborn Editions
- Publication Date: 04/03/2013
- Category: Humour
- ISBN: 9781861543370