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Hilariously Lame Jokes! : 800 of the Best Worst Jokes That Get a Side-splitting Laugh (or at Least an Eye-rolling Groan), Paperback Book

Hilariously Lame Jokes! : 800 of the Best Worst Jokes That Get a Side-splitting Laugh (or at Least an Eye-rolling Groan) Paperback

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Uncover the most forehead-slapping, lame jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing.

From classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around.

What happened to the illegally parked frog?
He got toad away.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.

Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court?
For fowl play.

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal.

What did the manicurist call her son?
Hans.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.

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