It was the highest honour to defend the Empire against the dreaded Chingers, an enemy race of seven-foot-tall lizards.
But Bill, a Technical Fertilizer Operator from a planet of farmers, wasn't interested in honour - he was only interested in two things: his chosen career, and the shapely curves of Inga-Maria Calyphigia.
Then a recruiting robot shanghaied him with knockout drops, and he came to in deep space, aboard the Empire warship Christine Keeler. And from there, things got even worse...
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 160 pages
- Publisher: Orion Publishing Co
- Publication Date: 14/05/2015
- Category: Science fiction
- ISBN: 9781473205314
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