What happened when the human cannonball was late for work?
He got fired! Enjoy this and hundreds of other jokes and one-liners so crap they may make you cringe - but at least they'll keep you entertained on the toilet.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!What's the funniest fruit? A pun-net of strawberries! Why did the genie go to a psychiatrists? His emotions were all bottled up. You're stuck on the loo, you may as well have a laugh.