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Baseball's Best Excuses : Hilarious Excuses Every Baseball Player Should Know, EPUB eBook

Baseball's Best Excuses : Hilarious Excuses Every Baseball Player Should Know EPUB

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Explain away your bad at-bats and imperfect pitchesand have your friends laugh at the same time!

InBaseballs Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping baseball players make sense of their worst days on the diamond. The next time a player leads his or her team in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful performance with ';The guy batting after me is terrible.' Or after a bad pitching outing, players might try to explain the mishap with, ';I couldn't control my fastball.

Shifrin has crafted loads of funnybut all-too-realexcuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:

  • The pitcher was taking too much time between pitches.
  • The fans behind home plate were distracting.
  • I'm not used to the dimensions in this park.
  • The manager had me playing out of position.
  • Andmany more!
Whether you want to motivate the amateur in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game,Baseballs Best Excusesis a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

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