Karen's OMG Joke Books For Kids : Funny, Silly, Dumb Jokes that Will Make Children Roll on the Floor Laughing Paperback / softback
by Karen J Bun
Paperback / softback
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<h1><strong>Hey Kid, I Have Something Interesting For You…</strong></h1><h2><br></h2><h2><em>Are you ready to LOL?</em></h2><p><br></p><h2>This book has everything from the classic knock-knock jokes to bad puns that will make even you shake your head! There are also a few surprises along the way! You will read some ‘quirky questions’ as well as ‘books never written.’</h2><p><br></p><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><strong>Riddles:</strong></h2><h2><em>Q: I have four fingers and one thumb, but I am not a living thing. What am I?</em></h2><h2><em>Q: If a mom, a dad, and their son were not underneath an umbrella, how did they not get wet?</em></h2><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><strong>Knock Knock Jokes:</strong></h2><h2><em>Knock, knock</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Who’s there?</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Cow go.</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Cow go who?</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>No, cow go moo! A cow never said who.</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><br></h2><h2><em>Knock, knock</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Who’s there?</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Needle.</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Needle who?</em><em>”</em></h2><h2><em>“</em><em>Do you needle bit help on your homework?</em><em>”</em></h2><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><strong>Silly Dumb Jokes:</strong></h2><h2><em>Q: A sleeping dinosaur is called what? </em></h2><h2><em>A: A dino-snore!</em></h2><h2><br></h2><h2><em>Q: How do you make a lemon drop?</em></h2><h2><em>A: You let the lemon fall!</em></h2><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><strong>Puns And Other Jokes:</strong></h2><h2><em>I tried to capture some fog. I mist. </em></h2><h2><em>Some whiteboards are simply remarkable.</em></h2><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><strong>Unwritten Books Jokes:</strong></h2><h2><em>“Giant Snakes” by Ann A. Conda</em></h2><h2><em>“Computer Memory” by Meg. A. Byte</em></h2><h2>--------------------------------------------------------------------</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>This book was designed for kids between the ages of seven and twelve. You will experience short, sweet, and simple jokes as well as longer jokes that delivers a forceful one-liner!</h2><p><br></p><h1>Start Rolling On The Floor Laughing By Clicking On the <strong><em><u>“BUY NOW”</u></em></strong> Button!</h1><p><br></p>
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- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:82 pages, Illustrations
- Publisher:Bluesource and Friends
- Publication Date:29/07/2019
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- ISBN:9781646154616
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Item not Available
- Format:Paperback / softback
- Pages:82 pages, Illustrations
- Publisher:Bluesource and Friends
- Publication Date:29/07/2019
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- ISBN:9781646154616