A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
- Format: EPUB
- Pages: 256 pages
- Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
- Publication Date: 01/03/2012
- Category: Humour & jokes (Children's/YA)
- ISBN: 9781409046011
- Paperback / softback from £5.29