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Mr Landen Has No Brain, EPUB eBook

Mr Landen Has No Brain EPUB

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Stephen Walker hits hard with his surreal hammer. Eye-wateringly funny novel.Wyndam-on-sea. Rainy season. Next Sunday.Sally manages her uncle's caravan park. He's ordered her to keep the park dull; the town council - feeling that the resort's image is being damaged by the liveliness of its caravan parks - has promised a million pounds to the least exciting park in Wyndam-on-sea.

If that million pounds isn't won, the park will close.18 year-old Teena Rama is 148.7% too beautiful - and gaining a percentage point every two days.

Soon no one will be able to meet her without falling in love.Mr Landen has no brain.

But he does have a tub of margerine between his ears.These three facts are somehow related.

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