Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children : Charming tales of wealth and entitlement for tots who were simply born better Hardback
by Daniel Foxx
Hardback
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'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE'Finally!
Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday!
But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.
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- Format:Hardback
- Pages:128 pages
- Publisher:Octopus Publishing Group
- Publication Date:12/09/2024
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- ISBN:9781800962095
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Pre-Order
- Format:Hardback
- Pages:128 pages
- Publisher:Octopus Publishing Group
- Publication Date:12/09/2024
- Category:
- ISBN:9781800962095