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How to Be a Man, eAudiobook MP3 eaudioBook

How to Be a Man eAudiobook MP3

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BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades. In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men.

You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs.

You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul.

I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry.

But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.  I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content.

You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails.

I didn’t mean to include those.   So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.

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