The Elf Off the Shelf : A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad Hardback
by Horace the Elf
Hardback
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I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me.
I was sold. And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice.
It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St.
Nick's workshop. Or so I thought . . . ~Horace the ElfIn this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties.
This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
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- Format:Hardback
- Pages:36 pages, colour illustrations
- Publisher:Adams Media Corporation
- Publication Date:28/10/2011
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- ISBN:9781440527913
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Item not Available
- Format:Hardback
- Pages:36 pages, colour illustrations
- Publisher:Adams Media Corporation
- Publication Date:28/10/2011
- Category:
- ISBN:9781440527913
