The Arctic is in danger and the only thing that can save it is bureaucracy.
Frank Montgomery is the Foreign and Commonwealth Office Chief Scientific Advisor to the Arctic Council.
He's in Barrow, Alaska, at the biannual meeting of the Council in Barrow, Alaska to give the speech that will tilt the scales.
The only problem is he has spilt yogurt on his suit, left his speech at the breakfast buffet and been kidnapped by militant activists.
Can he make it back to the back to the podium before it's too late?